Thor Kerrigan
Guardians of Asceticism
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Posted - 2014.12.30 08:44:53 -
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So the idea is simple: post the most embarrassing, terrible, or secret thing that has happened involving you in EVE. Post with your main (if you dare) or random NPC alt, doesn't matter.
Obviously, I'll start:
I was once awoxed by a corp member years back (on a now inactive trial account). I was still pretty new to the game but my kestrel was given no mercy. To this day, I have this character on watchlist hoping I can one day return the favor... However, I cherish the thought that perhaps I am on someone's similar list today  .
Have fun!
[b]"I do want to point out one "abuse" thing I did see however. [i]snipped
Please do not post details of possible exploits on the forums. - CCP Eterne[/i]"[/b]
... Because of Falcon.
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Thor Kerrigan
Guardians of Asceticism
Carebear Abortion Clinic
633
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Posted - 2015.02.13 00:36:00 -
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10 pages and going strong.
I read them all and I gotta say, some of the ones mentionned give an awful d+¬j+á vu... So here's another:
My main started a while ago going the Caldari route (Kestrel, Caracal, Drake...) until I had finally trained into an awesome ship, the Tengu. Since I played in lowsec at the time, it made sense to have a rather mobile ship instead of the CNR for my PVE. Then, once I realized this ship was great for PVP, it ended up being a running gag in my corp how I kept losing Tengus. The funny part is how every loss was quite different from the others:
1. Lost doing PVP going after L5 missioners
Their Domi came back as a bait neut domi and waited at 0. - New lesson: the power of the neut Domi.
2. Lost doing 'unconsensual' PVP
Getting tackled in lowsec on both sides of the gate. - New lesson: how to properly cross-tackle a target 101.
3. Lost pulling a LEEROY MMJENKINS right into a new 0.0 complex
The one that escalates into 'Special Forces' in Angel space, went in thinking it can't possibly be worse than the hardest Guristas lowsec site. - New lesson: always do your PVE research.
4. Lost AFK to rats in 0.0
"... Dude, I SWEAR the tank was active before I went do my dishes quickly?" - New lesson: do not AFK. Period.
--- NOTE --- At this point, I had been basically playing the game making ISK only to spend it on my new Tengu. Number 5 is the one I purchased after selling 90% of all assets so I could continue on my Tengu journey.
5. Lost unassembled being hauled on kick-out station
Literally an error causing me to buy a bunch of ammo in 4 different stations instead of Jita. The kickout station, only lowsec on that list, was the last stop before heading back home. Also the only tengu lost on Thor Kerrigan. - New lesson : kick-out stations exist.
--- NOTE --- Nickname officially acquired...
6. Lost to obvious covert cyno bait
Eventually got some ISK back, this one probably has the longest survival record... started AFK cloaking and got caught, roflstomped.
7. Lost getting awoxed in highsec
Seriously, after all these years playing the game it totally deserved it.
8. Still alive? Got sold eventually.
9. Still alive, purchased a new one and is now collecting dust because Ishtars 
"I do want to point out one "abuse" thing I did see however. snipped
Please do not post details of possible exploits on the forums. - CCP Eterne"
... Because of Falcon.
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